Dorrell Has Been Working Hard Golfing
I'd really don't want to bring heat on Dorrell every day on BN. I really don't. But man this guy just makes it so easy.
So you have proven yourself to be nothing short of a below average or mediocre head coach at your program. You have not delivered any of the expectations you set for yourself when you took over your program. Your media skills are horrible. The alums and students at your school don't really care for you much. Your project the image of a coach who is disinterested, detached, and frankly not really on top what has been taking place in your program. So what do you do?
Well apparently if you are Karl Dorrell you give an interview to Daily News and talk about (along with your wife) about how much you love playing golf:
Kim: He's a good coach. He can tell me exactly what I'm doing. Then he'll ask me, 'What am I doing wrong?' and I'll have no clue. Karl: I can watch people and know and know what they're doing, but no one can usually help me. It is (frustrating). You want to get it fixed.
Karl: You have to constantly think and plan. You have to gauge a lot of factors, weather, lie.

Whatever Karl is "thinking" and "planning" on the golf course this summer, if he doesn't end up delivering a Pac-10 championship this year, DG should make sure he has unlimited time for his "thinking" and "planning" starting this December.
GO BRUINS.
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Karl's Philosphy: Golf Good; Recruiting Bad
And all of those recruits who have not yet signed letters of intent? They won't mind not hearing from Karl all summer. They have plenty of other head coaches from other universities to talk to. Sure, the summer period after camps is supposed to be a quiet period, but is that really the case? And we wonder why we lose guys who have given us verbal commitments.
Once again, this is just Karl being Karl. I say we promote him. He is the perfect candidate for an NFL job. Pros love to play golf during the off season, and there is no recruiting in the NFL. BAM-Problem solved!
by Koach Karl I on Jul 12, 2007 7:32 AM PDT 0 recs
I think he's lobbying
We should start pushing for this! How much damage could he do to the golf team?
by tasser10 on Jul 12, 2007 7:37 AM PDT 0 recs
I guess his offense is so streamlined...
Sounds like Dorrell is really taking advantage of that whole California state employee thing.
by Ajax on Jul 12, 2007 7:55 AM PDT 0 recs
What Are You Saying?
by vanaaron on Jul 12, 2007 9:04 AM PDT 0 recs
Uh no
This makes him look a total clown.
Like it or now a college HCing position is now a high profile gig. He is under the microscope.
And when there is so much question about his ability as a HC, this is the last kind of article he would want to see in the press.
He opened himself up for this ridicule.
And for a coach who is in his 5th year in a program that shows he still hasn't "grown" and "learn" the PR game when it comes being a major head coach?
Y'd think Howland would agree to this kind of interviews if his team was underperforming? Then again that's never a problem with a coach like Howland.
Dorrell's on field image is of someone who is a lazy tool. This kind of confirms that image.
Not to smart on Karl's part.
by bluestreet on
Jul 12, 2007 9:14 AM PDT
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It's called human interest...
Posting the Daily News article just seems like a non-issue and makes it appear like BN will stretch and twist anything to make KD look bad. Take the last picture of KD in a sombrero. Did that have anything to do with the rest of the post, other than to put on a further negative slant and provide more fodder to poke fun at? It seems obvious from his expression that KD wasn't enjoying himself, and I'm guessing that it was one of those community events that the coaches are asked to appear at for the university.
by CrouchingBruin on
Jul 12, 2007 11:37 AM PDT
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I enjoy
Make that coaches who have done their jobs successfully at UCLA.
If that story was about Howland, Savage or any other good to great UCLA coaches then I would have enjoyed it.
I don't really enjoy reading that my school's football coach who is sort of a national laughing stock is out golfing while getting ready for the biggest season of his career.
by bluestreet on
Jul 12, 2007 11:40 AM PDT
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Funny...
Just sayin'...
by Ajax on
Jul 12, 2007 3:32 PM PDT
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you might be right about the hat
So, if its orchestrated, you have to question the wisdom of the coach for allowing it to happen .. when he is under fire and about to embark on the most important season for UCLA football in nearly a decade, and in his career certainly. That is the issue. If you can't see that then you don't get what being a head coach entails.
by DumpDorrell on
Jul 12, 2007 11:47 AM PDT
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If the Morgan Center Plans These Events...
by CrouchingBruin on
Jul 13, 2007 1:49 AM PDT
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Human Interest stories
The problem with human interest stories regarding KD is that there has never once been a positive article regarding KD's coaching abilities. Therefore, human interest stories about KD are not a refreshing change, but rather, an indictment that there is nothing else positive to write about him.
by bornagainbruin on
Jul 12, 2007 11:53 AM PDT
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that's because
by Koach Karl I on
Jul 12, 2007 5:21 PM PDT
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That was my original reaction
It may seem like we nitpick sometimes and reach to find things about KD that we can criticize. But he just makes it too easy! Wouldn't you rather read an article about how dedicated he is to the program? That he often sleeps in the office at night? That he's a workhorse? These are the things you read about Saban and the like. KD comes off as someone who is satisfied with his accomplishments and is putting his feet up and reveling in it. It may not be the case but an article like this certainly makes it seem that way.
by tasser10 on
Jul 12, 2007 9:39 AM PDT
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yeap
by DumpDorrell on
Jul 12, 2007 10:39 AM PDT
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The problem is not what we are saying
There are many jobs that require more than 40 hours per week. I billed around 2400 hours a year for 30 plus years. (Ask your lawyer friends how many hours are have to be worked to bill 200 hours a month.) But when Mr. Dorrell talks, he talks about golf, not about what he's doing to address the list of 18 or 19 objective factors demonstrating his failure as a coach.
How many puff pieces can you think of that have come from, e.g., Coach Knight? What's next - an article in Martha Stewart's magazine about how he has decorated his office? Talk about getting a grip!
So to directly answer your questions: (1) Sure, Mr. Dorrell should play golf in whatever time he believes he has available AFTER doing his job for which he is being paid an ENORMOUS amount of money; (2) sure, he should spend time with his family (and I would say probably the same amount that Coach Howland spends with his family); and (3) no, he should not do puff pieces. He should just say no. He could offer to talk about football. He could explain how he intends to reach his goals. But he should NOT talk about golf.
Remember when Channel 7 had the hot scoop, and was going to get an interview with OJ2? heritage hall quickly put the kibosh to that potential disaster. Morgan Center could take a lesson from that. Nothing good has ever come from having Mr. Dorrell speak to anyone in the media. And they think his image will be improved by talking about golf?
by Fox 71 on
Jul 12, 2007 12:09 PM PDT
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Actually ...
Bill Plaschke wrote about how Dorrell keeps a jar of M&Ms in his office so players can feel welcome to come to his office and talk things out. I guess kind of like shrink's office?
by bluestreet on
Jul 12, 2007 12:17 PM PDT
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I am a lawyer, Fox
by vanaaron on
Jul 12, 2007 12:19 PM PDT
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I always hate to admit this
I'll bet there are guys in your office that are like Mr. Dorrell. Very nice, very laid back, a little weak on preparation, and who rarely deliver. We called these guys "NFL people." NFL in this context meant "not for long." And they usually departed. Some I tried to save because they were nice guys, but then my partners reminded me of the facts of life, and they were gone.
by Fox 71 on
Jul 12, 2007 1:10 PM PDT
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Golf
I personally don't care if KD plays a few rounds to unwind, but I think he showed some poor judgment giving this interview. It projects an image, rightly or wrongly, of sloth (though I'm sure this was put out there in an attempt to humanize him), and forgive me if I find it somewhat off-putting that the guy talks about how much he'd really like to play golf every day.
I'd rather he talk about how much he wants to win a national championship. And that he'd use his spare time coming up with plays that actually work in the red zone.
All in all, it's not an earth changing biggie. It just shows us what we already know: that KD (and/or the Morgan Center) isn't terribly sophisticated when it comes to dealing with the media, and the KD has trouble inspiring confidence.
by Menelaus on
Jul 12, 2007 1:11 PM PDT
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But...I don't get it...
It's like trying to portray that someone isn't a spoiled snob by showing him spending time with his family...in a yacht off the coast of an exclusive resort...
by tasser10 on
Jul 12, 2007 1:30 PM PDT
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Agreed
My very own wife, who accompanied me to games last year while I donned a Dump Dorrell shirt, still occasionally will defend the guy because he dresses neatly and "seems like a nice guy."
by Menelaus on
Jul 12, 2007 1:55 PM PDT
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Sure
by tasser10 on
Jul 12, 2007 2:06 PM PDT
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By the Way
by vanaaron on
Jul 12, 2007 12:30 PM PDT
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I guess Dorrell's show would be called...

by norcalbruin95 on
Jul 12, 2007 12:42 PM PDT
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By the way
If KD wins one he can be in all the golf article he wants.
by bluestreet on
Jul 12, 2007 12:53 PM PDT
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When Dorrell wins a NC...
Until then, I expect him to be working his ass off to get this program to where it should be. Going into his 5th year, I don't think anyone can argue that its anywhere close.
by Ajax on
Jul 12, 2007 3:36 PM PDT
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Wow...
by norcalbruin95 on
Jul 12, 2007 1:00 PM PDT
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Night and Day...
What's Dorrell doing all summer. Scooting around a golf course in a cart, trying to lower his handicap, and probably watching the Buick Open, the British Open, the PGA Championships...
You gotta wonder what goes through Howland's head when he crosses paths with Dorrell in the Morgan Center??
by norcalbruin95 on
Jul 12, 2007 1:23 PM PDT
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He probably thinks about basketball
However, when KD passes Howland in the hall, I'm sure he invites BH to kick back and have a handful of M&M's in his office.
by Tydides on
Jul 12, 2007 6:01 PM PDT
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Just wondering
by bornagainbruin on
Jul 13, 2007 6:40 AM PDT
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KD and golf
- 10-11 wins regular season.
- PAC-10 championship.
- Beat SC.
- Win a BCS bowl game.
Bill
by BillSouthBay on Jul 12, 2007 10:10 AM PDT 0 recs
I have no problem with KD playing golf...
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by Meriones on Jul 12, 2007 10:14 AM PDT 0 recs
Sombrero
The posting of this photo is also quite timely: I leave for a 2 day vacation in Baja (Mexico) tomorrow.
Ok, Bruins, at the risk of being called "pathetic," and because I really don't care what others think, offer up your best caption for the Karl in the sombrero pic. Here's my entry:
UCLA Coach Karl Dorrell Seen Here Enjoying the Festivities Prior to the Inaugural Tijuana Bowl.
by Barnes2JJ on Jul 12, 2007 10:31 AM PDT 0 recs
I think
by bluestreet on
Jul 12, 2007 11:07 AM PDT
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It's his Thinker's Cap
by DumpDorrell on Jul 12, 2007 10:37 AM PDT 0 recs
Sombrero Pic
Just saying...
by Calchas on Jul 12, 2007 11:49 AM PDT 0 recs
This story
by godblesstyus95 on Jul 12, 2007 12:26 PM PDT 0 recs
Just wondering
If Dorrell had said, I'll go to your party, I'll dance, smile, whatever, but I'm not wearing the hat, would he have been fired?
I think not.
Memo to KD: Get your game face on, pal. At all times. Your job is on the line. You can't afford to act like a goof. You are getting paid nearly a million bucks. Prove that you deserve it.
by Barnes2JJ on Jul 12, 2007 1:44 PM PDT 0 recs
Someone, help me out
by bluegold on Jul 12, 2007 1:58 PM PDT 0 recs
Of course he has
by tasser10 on
Jul 12, 2007 2:04 PM PDT
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Yes
"Surprise Your Opponents By Running On First and Second Down."
by Barnes2JJ on
Jul 12, 2007 2:09 PM PDT
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No Golf?
Can you believe that he sleeps every night? What a lazy ass-clown.
by Quickhands on Jul 12, 2007 2:08 PM PDT 0 recs
Excuse me...
This should be the greatest news Nestor has ever heard. He wants Dorrell out, and fast. If Dorrell playing golf will really impact our upcoming season in a negative way, then I would expect Nestor to start paying the green fees.
by Quickhands on
Jul 12, 2007 2:18 PM PDT
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That ain't it
I'm not N, but will now repeat this for the 52nd time: We want to win the National Championship. This year. With KD as head coach.
Success for the team is our goal, not the firing of Dorrell.
Yes, we want to keep the heat on KD. Intense heat.
No one wants Dorrell out playing golf and becoming a narcoleptic such that he sleeps all day long and that all of his golfing and sleeping negatively impacts the team.
On the contrary, we want him working 18 hour days in an effort to "grow" and "learn" and perform like he should be performing.
by Barnes2JJ on
Jul 12, 2007 2:25 PM PDT
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Pretty much
Yes, that is exactly what it implies. Watched UCLA football lately?
by Ajax on
Jul 12, 2007 3:40 PM PDT
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I don't disagree with the basic point
To focus on the cosmetic stuff is pointless. And weakens the strong basis for arguments against Dorrell.
Since Nestor likes to talk about the President, I offer the following analogy. There are tons of criticisms that can be made of him. Obviously. And every once in a while I see someone still stand up and say "He got C's in college!" Okay, right, but is that really the point anymore?
The arguments are valid. This article doesn't help you. Dorrell is a human being. He cannot spend literally every second preparing for the season. This was a stupid fluff piece about Dorrell, the man. It really doesn't affect the upcoming football season. At all. So let it go. You sound hysterical when something like this gets you all worked up.
by Quickhands on
Jul 12, 2007 3:47 PM PDT
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Well
However, it just doesn't sit well when one of the highest paid employees of the state is spending so much time working on his handicap. I could give a shit about Karl Dorrell the golfer. I want to read about how he is at the Bill Walshe WCO seminar trying to improve the program.
by Ajax on
Jul 12, 2007 4:19 PM PDT
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Well, actually...
Lack of competitive spirit/dedication: The summer before the most critical year in his career, his #1 concern seems to be his handicap.
Can't accept blame: He basically deflects blame to his son Chandler for not holding on and getting himself thrown out of the cart. Sound familiar?
He's a poor communicator:
- "But I can get out of trouble. I've been in enough trouble on the golf course. I try to imagine shots"
- "I can watch people and know and know what they're doing, but no one can usually help me. It is (frustrating). You want to get it fixed."
- "I don't want to get any bad swing thoughts in my head."
Yes, it's a fluff piece, but the underlying problems still come across loud and clear.
by norcalbruin95 on
Jul 12, 2007 4:21 PM PDT
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Norcal...
My point is this...
Let's say we lose a game we should win, sometime in October, because Dorrell does a typical draw on 3rd down or punt on the other team's 35 or something. Do you really think this round of golf caused that?
What if you knew that after that round of golf he spent the next 12 hours watching film? Would that change your opinion? If he won a game with a great call, would you say he won despite his round of golf? I'm just not sure what the point is...
by Quickhands on
Jul 12, 2007 4:47 PM PDT
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Hey, we're both inferring here...
Listen, I'm not talking about a single round of golf in the summer of '07. To me, this whole article is more of an analogy as to his general mindset and approach to his job and his life. There's no doubt in my mind that the guy is basically on "summer vacation", whereas someone like Ben Howland goes above and beyond his job responsibilities to exceed expectations, and it shows in the results he's produced. You can literally see the passion in his eyes. With Dorrell, all you get is that un-inspired, blank stare.
by norcalbruin95 on
Jul 12, 2007 5:11 PM PDT
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Actually this article helps ...
And who says we are worked up?
We are just having a little chuckle at our head coach who makes himself look like a total doofus w/o us even trying.
The only person sounding hysterical is you helping to blow up this thread. If it didn't bother you so much you didn't have to comment on it.
by Nestor on
Jul 12, 2007 4:22 PM PDT
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You're not taking into account 1 important fact
by DumpDorrell on
Jul 12, 2007 4:31 PM PDT
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As a concerned UCLA football fan
That is why I asked the question: Has KD ever given an in-depth interview talking about football strategy, X's and O's and all the technical stuff? Howland does it all the time.
by bluegold on
Jul 12, 2007 3:49 PM PDT
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diverstiy
by deluxe207 on Jul 12, 2007 3:45 PM PDT 0 recs
No correlation
by chaphill1 on Jul 12, 2007 9:48 PM PDT 0 recs
I have personally seen him around
by bruin06 on Jul 12, 2007 10:18 PM PDT 0 recs
Is that a joke?
by vanaaron on
Jul 13, 2007 9:44 AM PDT
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I was just heading to Wal-Mart.
by Fox 71 on
Jul 13, 2007 10:58 AM PDT
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Reading Comprehension skills
by tasser10 on
Jul 13, 2007 11:33 AM PDT
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Spare me your snide little insults.
We've already beaten to death the tenuous connection some people see between (i) and (iii). Either statement (ii) is totally irrelevant, or it is meant as further support for statement (iii). This is so bizarre I honestly thought he might be kidding.
by vanaaron on
Jul 13, 2007 12:50 PM PDT
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Sorry Van
Well, I thought it was obvious that all he meant was that he saw him at the Wal Mart and inferred from his demeanor that he was a poster boy for snobs, etc. But I suppose I assumed too much.
Regardless, I don't think the issue is what he does on his spare time, it's the timing of this article and his willingness to do it. If you had an underachieving employee and all you heard about was how his great vacations, you would not be pleased. Right now none of us want to hear about his friggin' golf outings. We want to hear about schemes, tactics, hard work. We are trying to find a way to have some hope for this season but I swear, KD is just not helping!
by tasser10 on
Jul 13, 2007 1:23 PM PDT
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OK - Pardon me for being touchy
It seems to me it only makes him look foolish in the eyes of people who have already decided he is foolish . . . which explains why the same people admittedly would have no problem with a comparable fluff piece about Ben Howland.
by vanaaron on
Jul 13, 2007 1:56 PM PDT
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This isn't new
The comparison to any fluff piece on Ben Howland is off base because Howland has already had many articles written documenting how he is unrelenting when it comes to his job. Based on these articles and the results on the court, it is safe to say that Howland is not only good at what he does, but he puts in the work. On the other hand, we have Karl "The Thinker" Dorrell, whose press mostly consists of fluff pieces like this. Based on these articles and his results on the field, we can say that KD has not done a good job, and his seemingly cavalier attitude towards his job makes him look like a fool.
I can't see the harm in doing a fluff piece in the offseason either, especially if it's about Howland. I do, however, see the harm when a coach ONLY has fluff pieces to his credit.
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